Periodic Personality Men's Hooded Sweatshirt: Chemistry Elements Pullover, Geek Chic Hoodie

👩‍🔬🧫 Showcase your smart sense of humor with our Chemical Wit Hoodie. Adorned with elements that spell out a personality trait we all know and love, this hoodie is for those who take their science with a side of sass. Ideal for witty intellectuals, cheeky chemists, or any fan of the lighter side of the lab. It's not just a piece of clothing; it's an element of fun. 🤓🎉

Composition: 🎓 50% cotton, 50% polyester, as reliable as the scientific method.

Fabric Blend: 🧪 Soft 8 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²), like a fluffy cloud of hydrogen.

Collar & Neckline: 🔍 A hood that provides the perfect escape for deep thoughts.

Stitching: 📐 Expertly stitched for durability, like the strongest ionic bond.

Eco-Friendly: ♻️ Produced with earth-friendly US cotton, because we believe in science and sustainability.

Dyes: 🎨 Premium OEKO-TEX-certified dyes, as enduring as a diamond's structure.

Fit: 🧮 A unisex fit that suits all, with a tear-away label for uninterrupted hypothesizing.

Full Size Chart:

🌡️ S: Chest 34"-36" / Ladies Size 4-6 - Tailored for the elementally eloquent.

🌡️ M: Chest 38"-40" / Ladies Size 8-10 - A medium fit for those with a median wit.

🌡️ L: Chest 42"-44" / Ladies Size 12-14 - Large, for the generous humorist.

🌡️ XL: Chest 46"-48" / Ladies Size 16-18 - Extra large for extra laughs.

🌡️ 2XL: Chest 50"-52" / Ladies Size 20-22 - Double the humor, double the fun.

🌡️ 3XL: Chest 54"-56" / Ladies Size 24-26 - As roomy as a laboratory.

Special Note:

Our hoodies are meticulously mixed to perfection, similar to your favorite reaction. Although we can't apply a catalyst to change our return policy, we're here to ensure you're positively charged with your purchase. If the formula doesn't fit, our customer care team will help balance the equation. 🥼💬

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