Periodic Personality Men's Crewneck Sweatshirt: Chemistry Elements Pullover

🔬🧪 Channel your inner science enthusiast with our Periodic Personality Crewneck Sweatshirt. This smart and stylish top features the clever play of chemical elements spelling out 'Sarcasm', perfect for those with a sharp wit and a love for science. Show off your elements of personality with pride and a pinch of humor. It's not just a sweatshirt; it's a conversation starter. 🤓💡

• Composition: 🧶 50% cotton, 50% polyester, offering comfort comparable to a lab coat.
• Fabric Blend: ⚗️ At 8 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²), it’s the perfect formula for staying warm.
• Collar & Neckline: 🥼 A crew neck that's as classic as the periodic table itself.
• Stitching: 🧬 Durable stitching that holds up like a chemical bond.
• Eco-Friendly: 🌿 Crafted with sustainable US cotton, because science cares for the planet.
• Dyes: 🌈 Rich, OEKO-TEX-certified dyes, as vibrant as a litmus test.
• Fit: 📊 A unisex fit that's universally flattering, complete with a tear-away label for itch-free study sessions.

Full Size Chart:

• ⚛️ S: Chest 34"-36" / Ladies Size 4-6 - For the witty element seekers.
• ⚛️ M: Chest 38"-40" / Ladies Size 8-10 - A medium blend for molecular comfort.
• ⚛️ L: Chest 42"-44" / Ladies Size 12-14 - Large, like the diversity of the element table.
• ⚛️ XL: Chest 46"-48" / Ladies Size 16-18 - Extra large for an expansive scientific mind.
• ⚛️ 2XL: Chest 50"-52" / Ladies Size 20-22 - Twice the comfort for those with a compound interest in humor.
• ⚛️ 3XL: Chest 54"-56" / Ladies Size 24-26 - Triple the size for the noble gases of the group.

Special Note:
Each piece is made to order with the precision of a scientific experiment. While we can't reverse reactions for returns or exchanges, our customer support team has the solution to any issue. If your sweatshirt doesn't react well with your wardrobe, let's titrate to the perfect outcome. 🧫🧪

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